PARKING TICKET

        I went to the store the other day, and I was in
        there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out
        there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
        So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
        about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and
        continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked
        Nazi.
       He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn  tires!
       So I called him a piece of horse s**t.
       He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
        Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on
        for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
        more tickets he wrote.       
        I didn't care.        My car was parked around the corner.
        I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.