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I
went to the store the other day, and I was in
there for only about 5 minutes. When
I came out
there was a motorcycle cop writing a
parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come
on, buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?" He
ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. So I
called him a pencil-necked
Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse s**t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third
ticket! This went on
for about 20 minutes... the more I
abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each
day. It's important. |