Hillary's first night as President Hillary Clinton is in the White
House.

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?"  Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"  Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
 

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?" 

 

 Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."