Watch out for the Coffin ! ! !
 
 
 A man is walking home alone late one night when he hears a.......
 
 
 
 BUMP...
 
 
 
 BUMP...
 
 
 
 BUMP...
 
 
 
 behind him.
 
 
 Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin
banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
 
 
 
 BUMP...
 
 
 
 BUMP...
 
 
 
 BUMP...
 
 
 
 Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the coffin bouncing
quickly behind him
 
 
 
 
 faster...
 
 
 
 faster...
 
 
 
 BUMP...
 
 
 
 BUMP....
 
 
 
 BUMP....
 
 
 
 He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind
 him.
 
 
 
 
 However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
clapping
 ...
 
 
 
 clappity-BUMP...
 
 
 
 clappity-BUMP...
 
 
 
 clappity-BUMP...
 
 
 
 clappity-BUMP...
 
 
 
 on the heels of the terrified man....
 .
 
 
 
 Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is
 reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
 gasps.
 
 
 
 
 With a loud CRASH the coffin
 starts breaking down the door, bumping and clapping toward him.
 
 
 
 
 
 The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... his hand
comes to rest on a
 large bottle of Robitussin Cough Syrup.
 
 
 
 Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition.
 
 
 
 
 
 the coffin stops !