For all of you who are married, were married, wish you
 were married, or wish you weren't married,
 this is something to smile about the next time you
 open a bottle of wine:

 Sally was driving home from one of her business trips
 in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo
 woman walking on the side of the road.

 As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the
 car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
 With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

 Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a
 bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman
 just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw,
 studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag
 on the seat next to Sally. "What in bag?" asked the old woman.

 Sally looked! down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine.
 I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for another
 moment or two.

 Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

 "Good trade."