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First Things First - Return the Statue of Liberty to
the French.
It was a gift and set us up for some of the problems we face today.
There are over 100 countries in the world, WHY SHOULD WE be
the only one that promotes...
"Give me
your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"??????????
Give us your tired,
your poor?
How about just repaying America for the money you borrowed?
If your huddled masses want
to breathe free then
THEY SHOULD FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!
Send the Homeless, tempest-tost?
Don't we already have enough homeless,tempest-tost people?
It's Time to close the "Golden Door"
The guests are chipping it away and stealing the gold!
Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest
of them good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
(We will return the Statue of Liberty to France for their border)
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself,
don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what
we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if any anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
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